Me: Drinks water
Stomach: *growls*
Me: You ungrateful bitch
(via thatfaroutkid)
Tik tok was supposed to be vine 2 why did it instead become like the app equivalent of a haunted circus
(via spongebobssquarepants)
if you cant handle me at my worst than you probably cant handle me at all because im a fuckin nightmare 24/7
(via isaac)
*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them
(via fuglyselfie)
“I do want someone, need someone. You were right. And when I’m with you, I feel like I’m a better person. I feel happier, less alone. Less lonely. But it’s not as simple as that, is it? Being with someone.”— Naomi Campbell (via quotemadness)
(Source: quotemadness.com, via convertions)
me: look at that dog!
me: look at the moon!
me: look at that cloud!
me: look at the sunset!
me: look at that tree!
me: look at those flowers!
me: look at that leaf!
(via giggle)
me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was
(via confirmance)
